ooo yes - never mind all that jarred pesto and those pasta sauces he does - bring on bottles of Jamie's special sauce

i'm with iwannabe, is there room in there for both of us do you think? i'm quite an ample man

Hello Ashen--my fellow canuck!

Stef---I wondered if those were yours----They look yummy---you know--I think the post makes it all the way to my little boonietown in case you ever get the urge----I'm not a cook but I could send you a moose haha or a bottle of my sweet eau de merc haha Arrggghhh---- Good luck with the exams chicky---how much longer do you have before you graduate--is this your last year?

Matthew I have a friend that would absolutely adore you---if ever in beaverhausen land---let me know and I'll hook you up---he's extremely ample!

Don't stay out of it Georgie--come on and get dirty!

Oh Mercedes, yes let's, you sound like lots of fun - a right old fag hag

Oh I've come a long way since my early days on here when I first saw that naughty Jude Law picture and it re-awakended my latent inner feelings that I had kept so well hidden since that fateful day many moons ago atop the windy hillock with the vicar.

How you lovely liberal ladies on here have nurtured me in to the fine, out, proud and loud figure of a man that I am today

Mrs Beaverhausen I long to nestle in the warmth of your Canuck bosom, you're like the little sister I never had

Then you can clear right off while I get to know your big Canadian bear of a friend, he sounds delicious

But that does mean that I'll have to get a job to pay for the air fare over to you and Big Bear - I don't think Ma is quite generous enough to stump me the full whack. It costs her enough to keep me in Cadbury's creme eggs and malt loaf as it is, bless her

Stef not long now till you're all done then--whoo hoo! I'll throw in a few pairs of flannels and some red long underwear--complete with the bum flap!


Matthew Dear, I prefer the term Fairy Godmother but if you like--fag hag it is! I'm very touched that you think of me as your little sister, you can nestle as much as you like but let it be known my canuck bosom is quite small!
As for the big Canadian bear-----he's magnum--hope you can handle that! Oh I'm sure you can---get out and hit the pavement so you can buy your flight---- and when you do come over, don't forget to bring your spotted dick! Mr. Magnum has never had British cuisine before!
xx

Young mum ---I is what I is 

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Mercedes and all, This thread is hilarious!! 

Matthew, It took me awhile to remember you, but after you mentioned Jude Law, it all came back!!    Where have you been?