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#1 Sat 03 Jan 09 1:12am

TheBeast2

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Sod crime fighting, this is what I would do if I were Batman

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#2 Sat 03 Jan 09 1:27am

whitedog

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Re: Sod crime fighting, this is what I would do if I were Batman

You do have them.

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#3 Sat 03 Jan 09 2:45am

TheBeast2

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Re: Sod crime fighting, this is what I would do if I were Batman

Not Batman, though.


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#4 Sat 03 Jan 09 6:02am

GeoffP

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Re: Sod crime fighting, this is what I would do if I were Batman

But - what is it that you would do?

The Beast thinks that Batman is great,
But nevertheless thinks that fate,
Will enable his balls
To bounce through the halls,
With Robin, his dubious mate.

Sorry, mate - couldn't resist smile

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#5 Sat 03 Jan 09 4:18pm

TheBeast2

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Re: Sod crime fighting, this is what I would do if I were Batman

Are my balls still attached when they bounce through the halls?

The link at the top of the page shows what I would do.

I would also do it if I were a flying squirrel with a helicopter and a parachute.

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#6 Sat 03 Jan 09 5:49pm

Kye

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Re: Sod crime fighting, this is what I would do if I were Batman

wave  Hi guys

GeoffP just loved the little verse.....should never be sorry when being a so "joyfully" poetic.

Beasty...your need to fly makes me ponder that it is a certainly a want of yours to be free of something disturbing that happened in your childhood, sort of shedding a bad dream...... big_smile......dont hesitate though, its said to be easy enough to accomplish...my cousin (living in Australia), goes to New Zealand for the same exploits, he sky dives from a hellicopter with his skies attached, once he touches ground he then carries on by skiing down the mountains.

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#7 Sat 03 Jan 09 7:12pm

whitedog

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Re: Sod crime fighting, this is what I would do if I were Batman

no link has appeared in your post at the beginning of this thread....not for me   hmm

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#8 Sat 03 Jan 09 7:39pm

abdullahcohn

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Re: Sod crime fighting, this is what I would do if I were Batman

TheBeast2 wrote:

balls still attached

Those rocks he glides over look very sharp. If he glides a little bit lower, they wont be attached for much longer.

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#9 Sat 03 Jan 09 7:46pm

abdullahcohn

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Re: Sod crime fighting, this is what I would do if I were Batman

Just encase he doesn’t manage to dodge one of those very sharp rocks, it doesn’t have to be a complete lose.

Rocky Mountain Oysters Recipe
2 pounds testicles*( They would have to weigh a pound each for him to have the courage to do that!)
2 cups beer
2 eggs, beaten
1 ½ cups all-purpose flour
¼ cup yellow cornmea1
Salt and ground black pepper to taste
Vegetable oil**

If he doesn't have an accident, you can use calf instead!

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#10 Sat 03 Jan 09 7:54pm

Ashen

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Re: Sod crime fighting, this is what I would do if I were Batman

lol  lol

that is pretty awesome but this is still my favourite wingsuit vid .   the guy who gets so close to the mountain his hand looks like it will touch isn't even the guy with the biggest balls.. it is the jumper behind him with the camera that has me in awe..

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ttz5oPpF1Js


The Universe is alive and self aware. 
Need proof?
Look in a mirror.
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