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#1 Fri 10 Dec 10 7:22pm

wine~o

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Occupation Handyman
From Dorset u.k
Member since Tue 21 Oct 08

Wine~os special christmas cake...recipe and instructions....

Ingredients:

* 2 cups flour
* 1 stick butter
* 1 cup of water
* 1 tsp baking soda
* 1 cup of sugar
* 1 tsp salt
* 1 cup of brown sugar
* Lemon juice
* 4 large eggs
* Nuts
* 2 bottles wine
* 2 cups of dried fruit
Zest of a lemon.

Method.
Pre-heat the oven to 180 celcius gas mark 4

Sample the wine to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the wine again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add cup of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the wine is still OK.
Try another cup... Just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit....or two if you're seeing double...

Pick the bleedin fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner.. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something..Anything white will do.....
Check the wine.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or Whatever you can find.... Grease the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Check the wine is still OK..

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the wine and wipe worrktop with the cat....
Take a taxi to the supermarket and buy cake.

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#2 Fri 10 Dec 10 8:42pm

SonomaEddie

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Occupation Chief cook and bottle washer
From Northern California
Member since Sat 10 Feb 07

Re: Wine~os special christmas cake...recipe and instructions....

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Who is the "turner" and will he object? shocked

Last edited by SonomaEddie (Fri 10 Dec 10 8:43pm)

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#3 Fri 10 Dec 10 9:27pm

Ashen

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Occupation Why is the Rum always gone???!
From out to lunch
Member since Sat 07 Jan 06

Re: Wine~os special christmas cake...recipe and instructions....

lol


The Universe is alive and self aware. 
Need proof?
Look in a mirror.
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#4 Fri 10 Dec 10 9:31pm

Alex G

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Occupation Student/Commis chef
From Brighton/ Bournemouth
Member since Sat 29 Oct 05

Re: Wine~os special christmas cake...recipe and instructions....

Haha  lol

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#5 Fri 10 Dec 10 9:48pm

wine~o

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Occupation Handyman
From Dorset u.k
Member since Tue 21 Oct 08

Re: Wine~os special christmas cake...recipe and instructions....

Is it done yet????? tongue

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#6 Sat 11 Dec 10 1:19am

cengland

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Occupation teacher
From Darwin, Australia
Member since Wed 08 Sep 10

Re: Wine~os special christmas cake...recipe and instructions....

lol   lol   lol   lol   lol  lol   lol

Brilliant.

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#7 Sat 11 Dec 10 1:30am

mummza

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Occupation avoiding housework
From The land of song.
Member since Tue 04 Oct 05

Re: Wine~os special christmas cake...recipe and instructions....

Why take a taxi just then ... I think you might need a snooze first , such a waste of good snooze time if your going to spend it ina taxi !
Send someone else to buy the cake instead !!!! wink

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#8 Sat 11 Dec 10 7:02pm

BritFinn

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Occupation Opiskelija
From Finland
Member since Thu 26 Aug 10

Re: Wine~os special christmas cake...recipe and instructions....

Now I know where I'm going wrong, I use brandy not wine! lol  lol

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#9 Sun 12 Dec 10 1:22pm

Birdymum

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From Newcastle, NSW, Australia
Member since Thu 23 Oct 08

Re: Wine~os special christmas cake...recipe and instructions....

lol Love this recipe, can't wait to try it  lol

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#10 Sun 12 Dec 10 1:25pm

shammrok

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Occupation Growing things
From Up the garden path...Tasmania
Member since Thu 02 Sep 04

Re: Wine~os special christmas cake...recipe and instructions....

Love it!  lol

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