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#1 Tue 24 Apr 07 8:19am

mrs.arellano

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101 Ways to Utilize Worthless Ingredients

1.  Dried Parsley - crush a handful into your beer at the end of the night to induce projectile vomiting - otherwise known as warding off future drunkenness.

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#2 Tue 24 Apr 07 10:45am

nicky nacker-nocker

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Re: 101 Ways to Utilize Worthless Ingredients

2. tinned sweetcorn and chicken noodle cup-a-soup:

mix together and hey presto - fake vomit

perfect for that beer goggle morning after moment when you need to get that stinking snoring bloke out of your bed. Tip that on to your pillow and he'll soon scarper without asking for your phone number.

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#3 Tue 24 Apr 07 11:01am

young mum

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Re: 101 Ways to Utilize Worthless Ingredients

lol  lol

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#4 Tue 24 Apr 07 7:39pm

mrs.arellano

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Re: 101 Ways to Utilize Worthless Ingredients

3.  Lipton 1 cup single serve tea bags - create a barrier by emptying the nasty black dust of the tea bags around the foundation of your house to keep unwanted demonic hell beasts - more commonly know as 'mother-in-laws' - out of your house.  It may also prevent nagging husbands from showing up as well - further testing is indubitable.

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#5 Wed 25 Apr 07 1:19pm

The White Rabbit

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Re: 101 Ways to Utilize Worthless Ingredients

4. Use freedom foods gluten free choc chip cookies as a pest repellant or to fill empty spaces in the rubbish bin.

[these are truely the most dreadful things I've ever attempted to eat]

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#6 Thu 26 Apr 07 3:39am

bcrain

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Re: 101 Ways to Utilize Worthless Ingredients

What do you suggest for fruit flys? Nasty little buggers! And it's just around the corner for us...

Lipton you say? wink

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#7 Thu 26 Apr 07 7:18pm

mercedes

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Re: 101 Ways to Utilize Worthless Ingredients

bcrain--I had fruitfly epidemic last year after we forgot about some compost in our garage------get some bowls and fill with 1 part vinegar, 1 part orange juice and a good glug of dish soap! It drowns the little buggers, also disenfect your dish drains--they can lay eggs in there!
cheers!

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#8 Thu 26 Apr 07 10:43pm

bcrain

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Re: 101 Ways to Utilize Worthless Ingredients

Thanks for the tip, never would have thought about that! I like the fact that you can use something other than chemicals...

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#9 Mon 30 Apr 07 9:14pm

karetringula

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Re: 101 Ways to Utilize Worthless Ingredients

just forget to close a vinegar bottle after using-you'll get the most efficient fruit-fly-trap......
(don't forget to mark this bottles content as only cleaner yet....) puke

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