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#1 Wed 04 Feb 09 10:58am

abdullahcohn

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ANGRY PARENTS FORCED TO SPEND SIX HOURS TOBOGGANING Print E-m

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PARENTS reacted angrily yesterday after it was revealed they had been forced to spend all day with their children for no reason.

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'Happy, childless bastards'
Thousands of schools remained shut despite improving weather conditions, leaving millions of parents standing in the freezing cold at the top of a slight incline, wishing they were dead.

Tom Logan, a Croydon estate agent, said he was unable to arrange emergency childcare adding: "I even tried the foul-smelling Scotsman outside the off licence who stands there all day shouting '**** you' at parked cars.

"Unfortunately he was really busy, so I got the sledge out of the attic and repeatedly dragged my daughter up a small hill.

"From the top I could see the pub where all the single people with no kids were having an unexpected mid-week skinful. They looked so cosy and pissed.

"After about six hours I could take no more, so we went home and spent the rest of the day watching Barney videos. Big fat purple ****."

But Julian Cook, a head teacher from Birmingham, defended the closure of his school, adding: "It's my round, what are you having?

"They do a lovely Rioja, here taste it. You see what I mean? Very quaffable. And, I'm sure you'll agree, much better then being stabbed in the **** with a compass by some 12 year-old ****."

Meanwhile the London transport system is today expected to return to its normal service of soul-destroying inconsistency.

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#2 Wed 04 Feb 09 11:01am

pennysaints

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abdullacohn, were you for or against the above, hard to tell!

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#3 Wed 04 Feb 09 11:13am

mrpab

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lol  lol T.G.F.A. - thank God for Abs!  lol  lol

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#4 Wed 04 Feb 09 12:13pm

Braal

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Quote "Tom Logan, a Croydon estate agent, said he was unable to arrange emergency childcare adding: "I even tried the foul-smelling Scotsman outside the off licence who stands there all day shouting '**** you' at parked cars." unquote,

Don't you have foul smelling drunks, who swear in England, then?

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#5 Wed 04 Feb 09 12:25pm

MarielH

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Well done Braal - Im from North Scotland too - obviously they are too polite down there!!1

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#6 Wed 04 Feb 09 12:30pm

Mr Grumpy

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Braal wrote:

Don't you have foul smelling drunks, who swear in England, then?

Yes, but immigrant labour is cheaper.

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#7 Wed 04 Feb 09 12:40pm

MarielH

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Mr Grumpy - can you explain?

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#8 Wed 04 Feb 09 2:58pm

mrpab

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people, these are jokes, please enjoy them as such! thumbsup  mrgreen

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#9 Wed 04 Feb 09 3:37pm

cupcake

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If I had a drink for every day a Cambodian school "should" be closed for  SNOW, we'd all be juiced, all the time ... Lumberjacks, furry animal slayers and Camboholics. Oh, Canada!  mrgreen

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#10 Wed 04 Feb 09 4:54pm

mrpab

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lol when it snows in Washington DC everyone decides at the same time that they need milk and toilet paper, they all go out with their non-winter tires and clog every road with cars slipping around in all directions and bumping into each other. Then the next day all the snow melts, leaving people with way too much milk & T.P.!

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